Carpet Grabbers

Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”
by haroldeddystyles June 11, 2022
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sex carpet

referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on
sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet
by zoesworld420 April 03, 2022
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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 November 19, 2015
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carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.
Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"
by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016
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carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
by Daniel Jurgensen May 22, 2012
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jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.
by Nick Monico February 11, 2016
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Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022
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