A non-Asian person who is obsessed with Asian pop music, art, fashion, etc. etc. etc. Will typically learn snippets of Japanese in order to seem more legit and dye their hair.
"Why did Jessica dye her hair black, and why is she greeting me with 'moshi moshi?'"
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."
"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."
"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."
by Sick of crazy people July 18, 2012
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by ImSataniic May 11, 2023
Get the Asian envelope mug.Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.
Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
by pooperfart November 28, 2021
Get the Asian parents mug.An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.
This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Adult Asian.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Adult Asian.
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