Brock University

A Canadian university with a reputation for letting everyone in.

If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock University.

by 24man July 6, 2011

steven universe

a chubby kid with a rock in his navel whos name is also a popular tv show thats about gay space rocks that dance to create even bigger gay space rocks

hey i watched steven universe for the first time last night and now im obsessed with rocks.

by da very gud boi January 15, 2021

Facebook University

An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.

Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.

Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.

Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.

by G6rider October 30, 2021

end of the universe

according to one Lewis Black, is in Austan Texas where two Starbucks are across the street from each other.

this is an example of the defenition: The end of the universe

by osht February 23, 2009

Glasgow University

A University which Glaswegians are too dumb to get into. It is often full of Tory lads that eat kettle crisps and listen to dreadful music such as Sam Fender and the Coldplay and believe they are interesting but really everyone thinks you’re a dick

Marcus: I go to the Glasgow University

Ian: OK Tory!

by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020

Crossing the Universe

v. The act of ruining a Beatles song.

An all too common instance of crossing the universe:

Rodrigo: Did you see those drunk chicks singing the end of Hey Jude really loud and obnoxious?
Chad: Yeah, they totally crossed the universe...

by MagicalMysterySewer August 31, 2009

Cupcake University

When you completely own or destroy somebody in any circumstance. The form of own-age can range from anything from answering a question before a completely random individual to killing an opponent in the heat of battle. But to do it in an ultramodern, advanced, or ahead of its time fashion. This is an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media) Usually done in a manner leaving the (owned) confused in their defeat.

Opposed to old school, meaning to school in a new way.

She took him to cupcake university!

by yellowbronco September 24, 2011