Bagging Pork

Putting the boots to the old lady after a big meal.

We were going to go out for ice cream after dinner but we figured bagging pork would be more fun.

by firefighter0585 July 12, 2022

Pork Rag

you will see there is always more than anyone will every experience the pork shall not be ragged

that man thinks he can pork rag what a vile retribution

by provoked pork June 9, 2021

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Pork Chop

In the tower industry the term "Pork Chop" refers to a safety climb cable grab device that resembles the shape of a pork chop. (Funny how so much tower terminology uses food terms. When you are working on a tower for 12hrs a day you can't really be expected to climb down for lunch.

Hey, don't start climbing that tower without your pork chop.

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

Pork Dumpurine

A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.

Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

Pork Steer

Cutting a hole in an onion and farting inside of it

Yo you hear that Becki chick pork steered at the party last night?

by J Dahmer November 21, 2022