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Stong Handshake

When two men, or any two-party individuals commence the use of their genitalia to make a greeting, thus them slapping their stongs together.
Jerry: "Hey Matthew, what's crackin', cuh?"
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*
by TheStong December 11, 2023
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The dirty handshake

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023
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The dirty handshake

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023
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Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.
Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!
by Ez dee July 9, 2023
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The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall
Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.
by devydoodles August 9, 2023
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Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.
Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?
by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023
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Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.
He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
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