Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Greasing

A synonym for the slang terms “tryharding” and “sweating” which means to put all of your effort into a video game and being unhealthily good at it. It comes from the term “greaser” which one of its many meanings can mean a very oily/greasy gamer.

Look at his score! He’s greasing this game!

by Pozhar May 4, 2024

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

Greased

When someone’s belongings are stolen or when someone is robbed. To be greasy is means you’re someone who steals things and you’re untrustworthy. The term is used mostly in Canada and originated in Winnipeg, MB where the robbery rate is 5x higher than the national average.

Bro: Yo bro I got greased for my smokes last night at the party.
Me: Bet it was that Northside chick shes known to be hella greasy.

by PegCity2VanCity October 31, 2020

Grease

Kai Osman

Person 1 : ''Have you heard of Kai Osman?''
Person 2 : ''Yeah dude, he's the definition of grease''

by kaiosman July 12, 2021

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021

Gritty Grease

Re-using anal oozings (a mix of cum, lube, rectal mucus, and fecal debris) as lube for anal sex. The fecund mix is gritty from particles, causing discomfort to both parties as well as often being foul-smelling.

I blew my load in her ass but she was so hot I stayed hard. I wiped up some of her gritty grease and gave her another pounding. It was all good but it hurts when you get it in your jap's eye.

by Sandjuggler October 20, 2025