Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011
Get the pastarmi cavemug. When a man is eating a woman out and takes a hit from his vape, and proceeds to blow the vape into the woman's vagina
by Flaminmallow255 July 25, 2018
Get the foggy cavemug. by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021
Get the cave guymug. (originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)
a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
by Sexydimma April 28, 2013
Get the go back to your cavemug. by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023
Get the 2 bears 1 cavemug. If you don't understand something that has been happening since caveman time/prehistoric periods/the dawn of man.
That's so cave
by Emperorwearsnoclothes April 23, 2021
Get the cavemug. 