Taste Cave

Glasgow slang for mouth.

Get this cake in yer taste cave!

by Ignotis November 12, 2013

pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011

foggy cave

When a man is eating a woman out and takes a hit from his vape, and proceeds to blow the vape into the woman's vagina

Bro I was eating my girl out and I gave her that foggy cave with my vape

by Flaminmallow255 July 25, 2018

cave guy

confused unga bunga

Cave guy#1: Yayy wheel!
Lion: Eats him

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

cave

If you don't understand something that has been happening since caveman time/prehistoric periods/the dawn of man.

That's so cave

by Emperorwearsnoclothes April 23, 2021