Hate-Dating

Dating with a romantic interest fulled by a mutual, passionately burning hate of one another and only physical attraction. Usually preformed with a Calignious Partner; a Kismesis (see on-site definition).

"I've been hate-dating this girl for a while now. I hate her guts but at least her backside has something to show me!"

by Koraichu September 14, 2022

Whisper Date

A project management term that pushes for a goal or milestone to be completed on a certain date but key stakeholders are not made aware of this date, the deliverables, or any logical reason why this date was chosen. A Whisper Date usually sets unrealistic expectations that results in people pulling off miracle work to save the ass of the "Whisper Dater".

"Ann are you okay?"

"Chuck presented to the management team this morning and set a 'Whisper Date' of completion for THIS Tuesday without informing the Engineering Team..."

"You know what they say, 'Let it be written... let it be done..'"

"Time to pull off some miracles!"

by High Priest of Rock August 1, 2014

Friendship date

Noun: when two friends go on a date.

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.

by Koopatroopa036 May 18, 2022

date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.

My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.

by iluv4tar November 12, 2015

Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42

Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!

by The actual JJ March 4, 2022

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.

Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.

by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016

dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.

I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days

by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019