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three tears

The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.
Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
by Crimson Eyes December 8, 2015
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Booty Tears

Damn Taco Bell gave me the booty tears this morning.
by Booty tears August 2, 2024
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depression tear

When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.
"Nathan is a depression tear"

"Yea he's always crying"
by Hiimsadybutlitty December 11, 2017
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Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!
Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old
by thebongwizard February 18, 2024
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Conservative tears

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
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International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
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Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
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