English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

dishwasher teacher

the teacher who yells at you for puting random stuff in the dishwasher during food technology

Dillon: bruh i just got yelled by the teacher
Jeffrey: which teacher?
Dillon: The dishwasher teacher

by derpythincow March 18, 2021

Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

Bitchy teacher syndrome

When a teacher is bitchy and annoying most often used for people with the last name kotylak

Man mrs kotylak has a bad case of bitchy teacher syndrome

by Yoamama April 18, 2024

teacher

someone who gives us rubbish homework and scolds us everyday for no reason and gives us anxiety

Teacher very bad, she give us rubbish homework, scold us every day and give us anxiety like cai fan auntie.

by singapore_definitions August 5, 2022

Teacher's pet

A demon who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single fucking question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher (massive debt.) This demon thinks they are superior to their peers (based people + sigma) because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around like this stupid little child demon is the teacher. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break. Like wtf bro.

*Normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"

by PersonDude23 February 10, 2023

John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.

"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020