Burn Tan

When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.

I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!

by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011

bilders tan

when you have a tan line from wearing long socks

my brother has a bad bilders tan he should take his socks off more often

by BOB600000000000000000000 May 29, 2007

ugly tanning

Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach

hey girl, can’t come over today, i’m ugly tanning down at the beach xx

by SOMFFFFYYYYY August 26, 2023

ghetto tan

Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.

"Yo, wanna ghetto tan on my deck this weekend ??"
"I'm down, my guy"

by Skechers32 April 26, 2017

Aaron Tan

Fucking amazing and smart af

Aaron Tan is the best

by ZacS777 June 28, 2022

Fab Tan Time

Have a great holiday in the sun

Hey Jayne, hope you enjoy your time away, have a fab tan time!

by sourmouse June 14, 2024

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023