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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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System

a collection of linked hardware components, software, or both, particularly when used for a single purpose.
The new inventory management system simplifies supply ordering and tracking through a sophisticated hardware and software combination.
by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024
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A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
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Reproductive system

What makes babies
Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system
by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024
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System

Hey, have you heard of System?
What?
System of a Down!
by harrymason April 12, 2017
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Quadrant System

1. (noun) An "educational" tool created to thoroughly confuse learners. Its arbitrary and ambiguous nature not only defeats its supposed purpose as a memory aid, but also allows the "educator" to raise or lower grades based on this elusive "concept".

2. + ous (adj.) Can also be used to describe something devious and/or superfluous.
(2) T.'s use of stink bombs to drive out her roommate was completely Quadrant Systemous.
by SuperFlabbyRoastBeef April 20, 2010
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solus system

an osdd system of hot people <3/p -george
"have you heard of solus system?"
"yeah i heard they're all hot bitches"
by whoreishbehavior September 11, 2021
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