Squash

To deliberatly send someones incoming call directly to voicemail. The caller knows they are being squashed because they hear it ring at least once.

Usually derogatory action.

Johnny boy calls me 50 times when I am on a dinner date. I always have to Squash him.

by Crazy Dave NU June 27, 2007

pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

bi-squasher

a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.

Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!

dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide

dude: you're such a bi-squasher

by mansdudekah July 4, 2008

Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

squasation

A form of or device for torture or punishment in former times, in which the victim had his arms bound behind,his feet heavily weighted and was jerked up and down on a rope passing under his arms. Also see strappado.

"We used squasation on him."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010