A spineless, slimy individual who lacks integrity and structure, much like the soft, processed pasta rings floating aimlessly in canned sauce. Known for bending under pressure, switching sides when convenient, and leaving a trail of mess and betrayal wherever they go. A cheap imitation of something real.
“Ain’t no way I’m trusting that dude—he’s a straight Spaghetti O, flipping sides, snaking his own people, and leaving a mess everywhere he goes.”
by UnseenMaster64 February 05, 2025
Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!
by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017
Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”
Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
by Make a religion out of this November 08, 2018
n. 1. An angry Italian person.
n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).
n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).
n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
A phrase claimed by the youtuber and reddit user ZoroniteTech (u/echold2006 and u/zoronitetech on reddit). It was a nickname he generated out of angst one day which refers to a constant cycle in his life: The family gets paid, and goes broke about a week later, which is when said season starts. it ends when they get paid the next month. Commonly abbreviated HDASS
The name itself comes from two foods; Hotdogs and Spaghetti, which are two things that are eaten frequently during the season. Hotdogs because they are cheap and Spaghetti because noodles and sauce are practically limitless at food pantries.
The name itself comes from two foods; Hotdogs and Spaghetti, which are two things that are eaten frequently during the season. Hotdogs because they are cheap and Spaghetti because noodles and sauce are practically limitless at food pantries.
by Echold2006 September 14, 2022
by Ravioliqueen69 May 21, 2018
Extreme awkwardness or discomfort in social situations. People who often, "Spaghettify" or otherwise act unnatural when speaking with strangers can be classified as "Spaghetti Demons"
Dillon: Hey John? How come when the cashier asked for the money you just kind of stood there and stared at her?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?
by Eric The Philosopher May 25, 2017