Social Electrode

To be so popular that everyone is attracted to you like bolts of lightning.

To be the conductor of social events or hang outs. The coordinator of anything fun and the person who everyone calls to find out the "plans of the night."

"Tammy was so busy with all her friends today. She went to the mall with Julia, picked up fliers with James, and went to the gym with Terry. She's a Social Electrode"

by ILikeAsianGirls April 28, 2010

social indefinate

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none

Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends

by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010

Social Workout

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'

I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."

by HHIworkout June 2, 2010

Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.

MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.

by mikedelgado February 19, 2009

Social Squirrel

A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.

Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine

by natalieryan January 27, 2009

Social Tofu

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.

Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.

by Cats Wheel May 21, 2013

corndog social

The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.

"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."

by psychoroll May 8, 2014