WINDHOE SHOPPING

Just like window shopping. You look at hoes, you wish you had them,but you don't buy the hoes.

Bill-Man, i was feeling lonley today, my girl left me, i needed to get some, so i looked at some hoes today.

Hank-Really, how much you pay?

Bill- I didn't , I'm broke i was just windhoe shopping

by THEDAVE69 June 25, 2009

Long Snapping

It is the most under appreciated position in the sport of American Football. Long Snapping is a very precious art where the beauty of legs, hands, and eyes come together in a harmonious fashion to form a perfect spiral to the punter's hip.

Jeff: What's Long Snapping?

Tim: It's an ancient art that very few people know about.

by Hispanic Panic #70 February 8, 2012

Shapping

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.

dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.

by Horrendermerk November 22, 2009

Shlepping

To have a sex in a supermarket shopping trolly, either while still or being pushed, almost as a form of dogging.

So...er...you into Shlepping?

Wanna go for a Shlep?

You up for a Shlep fest on Tesco car park tonight?

by Gavinge August 12, 2008

shopping

checking out and hooking up with very fine hot ass mexican guyz.

let's go "shopping"

by Coerliala May 31, 2004

Sapping

When someone is being a sap, and they are sweating something a lot.

Stop sapping on your phone.

by Dickhead HenryMalcolm May 21, 2013

Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020