Thanksgiving shit

1. A Ginormous nasty shit taken the day after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving

1. My Thanksgiving shit was huge this year.
2. Dude i just too a fu#*ing Thanksgiving shit.

by Weesnaw_95 November 13, 2007

Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

shit or wind his watch

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

shit fairy

A mythical fairy who comes while your sleeping and shits in your mouth as punishment for over endulging in alcohol.

This explains why after a heavy night drinking you wake up with a yucky taste in your mouth.

Morning after a heavy night drinking.

"Man musta had a visit from the shit fairy last night my mouth tastes horrible"

by Richard Jackson February 14, 2005

Atomic Shit

A large shit that makes a nuclear explosion of biblical proportions causing vaporizing of all matter within 200 yds following the pinching off a monstrous turd.

Detective: Why is this house vaporized, Fire Chief?
Fire Chief: Well sir, it looks like we have another case of an Atomic Shit this week.
Detective: I suspect someone within the household visited a spicy, Mexican restaurant within the past 24 hours.

by TheLargestShitInHistory December 28, 2010

Shit-Ass Pet fuckers

An infamous chain of pet stores. They've reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers store; the most common greeting being, "Get the fuck out of here, you idiot!" that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.

Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.

Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.

All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.

Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.

Damn those Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers. They fuck your pet. Dog food costs $1,000,000! That's clearly overpriced!

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.

Don't like it? Fuckin' screw! Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers!

by scraps992 March 22, 2011

Super Shit

A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.

This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.

Everyone leave, I have to take a super shit... NOW!

by Dewit May 27, 2009