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José Romero 

Also known as the Gaithersburg Chanchi, this illegal alien is obsessed with posting gore and being the biggest troll on planet earth to impress his friends, but no one cares. He speaks fluent Spanish but refuses to admit. Finally, his ass needs to go back to ESOL.
José Romero is a Gaithersburg chanchi

José Romero jumped the border last week
José Romero by IZ789 May 15, 2020
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Brandon Romero 

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Winning an arguement with a Brandon is quite a feat. Hard on himself and his looks, but very cocky about his intelligence. Girls always flock to Brandon's because his humor is very attractive to the people around him. On the outside Brandon's appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to him know deep down hes a sweetheart. Brandon will do anything for the person they love. He will love you forever, as long as you do the same. Can't be with anyone, needs the true love of one to make him happy. Extremely loyal and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. Brandon's love doing unexpected romantic things for the person they love. Hates being left out of conversations and gatherings. Timid at first but when warmed up to isn't afraid to show passion and emotion. Someone who you can talk to and will truly listen. Not the best at making conversation but will always try his best. Amazing friend and boyfriend. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.
Sophia: You and Brandon Romero are still together, its been forever!

Jay: Yeah he loves me to the moon and back.
Brandon Romero by dickie 69 June 9, 2020

Hazelwell Rodeo 

Whilst slamming a bird in doggy you hold onto her hair and proceed to call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.
“Did the hazelwell rodeo last night, only lasted 10 seconds

Mitzi Romero 

Let’s talk about Mitzi real quick.. she’s a bad bitch of all ofc baby :). She’s the girl that gets her shit done and Can came money any fucking time she wants Because, she always haves the bag😜💰. Buh don’t mess with her or else she’ll cut youre dick off even not knowing it. Haha scary. Buh she’s great to love Bc there’s no other like Mitzi Romero BIACTH 😫🙈💓💘💖💓🫀😘💁🏽 ♀️.
Melvin:Omg Mitzi is so hot😍😍
Paul:ik i just wanna eat her pussy up😫
Melvin:she’s mine homie back off
Paul:no homie she already mine😜🙈

By:Mitzi romero
July 6th 2021
Mitzi Romero by Mitzi romero July 6, 2021

Mormon Rodeo

When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
Mormon Rodeo by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021

BN Rodeo 

“What is a BN Rodeo?”
Fuck off private
BN Rodeo by Jsplfn December 29, 2021

Natalie Romer

Someone who dresses like a mom but really looks like prince from sherk.
omg is that a Natalie romer
i heard she dates her brother
Natalie Romer by $$$poop April 7, 2022