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the queer theory

created by me and my friend jasper

when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't
jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory
by jet lol May 30, 2022
mugGet the the queer theorymug.

salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023
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queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".
"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"
by gquia November 25, 2022
mugGet the queer fishingmug.

Muske-queers

A group for the very lovely members of Cal's family‚ lot's of incest and lot's of love ≺3

We only eat the children on sundays
Cals amazing muske-queers
by flora Hawkins March 24, 2024
mugGet the Muske-queersmug.

White knuckle queer

A gay rolloff driver Who likes to fist other man.
by Minati3 June 7, 2021
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queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.
"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."
by Mansewer March 30, 2007
mugGet the queer earmug.

queer-dawg

When one of the homies is acting a little too sus or is a giving faggot like tendencies
John this is the fourth time youve slapped Brian’s ass
Quit being a queer-dawg
by anyn0m0us November 5, 2021
mugGet the queer-dawgmug.

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