the queer theory

created by me and my friend jasper

when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't

jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory

by jet lol May 30, 2022

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023

queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022

Muske-queers

A group for the very lovely members of Cal's family‚ lot's of incest and lot's of love ≺3

We only eat the children on sundays

Cals amazing muske-queers

by flora Hawkins March 24, 2024

White knuckle queer

A gay rolloff driver Who likes to fist other man.

The trash man was such a white knuckle queer

by Minati3 June 7, 2021

queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.

"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."

by Mansewer March 30, 2007

queer-dawg

When one of the homies is acting a little too sus or is a giving faggot like tendencies

John this is the fourth time youve slapped Brian’s ass
Quit being a queer-dawg

by anyn0m0us November 5, 2021