purple throb

when all of the blood inside a partially erect penis flows to the tip, enlarging it to unconventional proportions, turning it purple, while throbbing to your pulse; while the rest of the penis, see shaft, stays normal size

"bro what the fuck! my tips turning purple, and i think its gonna blow!"
"shit guys, we got a purple throb"

by thegrandmalik22 October 22, 2009

the purple republic

A trolling group created in the (now closed down) online game known as Club Penguin. This group was created by the image board site 4Chan, and was known for planning large raids on specific days/times in which they would stand in the shape of a Swastika and type all manner of "offensive" things. It was kinda funny.

All the members of this group would be purple penguins, in hard hats, with drills, they would constantly drill while in their "formation"

Example:

The Purple Republic will rise again!

by OrangeSOMM February 15, 2018

purple tunnel

When you take it exclusively in the rectum so often that you develop carpal tunnel.

Did you hear about Alisha Long turns out she has Purple Tunnel

by Spooky Burger June 12, 2018

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

by Dick Ma May 24, 2003

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor May 15, 2018

Purple Taco

When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.

I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!

by carleygee August 30, 2010