purple throb

when all of the blood inside a partially erect penis flows to the tip, enlarging it to unconventional proportions, turning it purple, while throbbing to your pulse; while the rest of the penis, see shaft, stays normal size

"bro what the fuck! my tips turning purple, and i think its gonna blow!"
"shit guys, we got a purple throb"

by thegrandmalik22 October 21, 2009

Purple Dragon

When a man gives his partner a purple nurple, drags his balls across they're face and cums on them.

Me and my wife wanted to spice things up so I decided to try a purple dragon on her.

by GoreDios October 27, 2022

purple car

when you're playing Mario Kart Double Dash!! and Wario's purple car steals first place right when you are about to cross the finish line.

note: you can be purple carred by anyone

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PURPLE CAR!!!!!"

by honeybadgerdontgivashit June 9, 2011

purple tunnel

When you take it exclusively in the rectum so often that you develop carpal tunnel.

Did you hear about Alisha Long turns out she has Purple Tunnel

by Spooky Burger June 15, 2018

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018