japanese hush puppy

When a female takes a lemon puts it up her anus while she's having sex

It's insane that Kelly allergic to lemon I was going to do the Japanese hush puppy

by Shadow anus November 16, 2017

wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.

Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.

by AndersSN December 17, 2008

puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words

Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?

by tkettle June 29, 2010

Porcelain Puppy Dog

This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.

Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.

by BlackSnowMan November 23, 2006

i like puppy's

An absolutely random phrase you utter after asked a personal question. Also can be used if asked any question you don't want to respond to.

Q:Hey are you fucking my sister?
A:I like puppy's.

Q:Where is your homework?
A:I like puppy's

by adskinifpoop April 2, 2007

Puppy Sex

Puppy sex means if a male child & a female child had sex, or lose virginity before the age of majority.

When I was 12 years old, me & and my girlfriend had puppy sex.

by AwesomeGRidgewell01 November 13, 2021

3 dudes and a puppy

The bestest cartoon out there!!!!

I love 3 dudes and a puppy

by Jason Dawne May 30, 2006