poop anxiety

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.

i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.

by phrederick December 21, 2014

sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014

poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.

i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.

by flossigans April 19, 2018

pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

Poop Clamp

The physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).

S/he got poop clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.

by Mr. Filthy December 9, 2011

Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

poop skull

Someone who actively participates in cranial defecation, ultimately wearing another persons feces on their head. - A more polite way to refer to someone as a shit head.

No, Benjamin Philip, these are not kid's shoes. That's rich coming from a poop skull like you, with your size 6 narrow slip ons.

by thefunkyfeelone September 5, 2018