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political erectness 

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.
Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.

politish 

Bullshit spun by a politician. The lies and rubbish that a politician use to convince the public of something that is inaccurate or deceptive. Political bullshit. Alternative facts/alternate facts produced by a politician.
The public was amused by the Politish spun to the media today.
politish by Maragrade June 15, 2017

Politiassault

Waiting an extended period of time to come forth or report a possible sexual assualt. Often coming forth in coincidence of the perpetrator running for a political office. Often times a distraction to real political discourse and a way to smear the politician in times of an election. Many times the victim has constructed a fake assualt report and doesn't pursue further action once the politicians has won/lost their political race.
We see more Politiassaults nowadays.
Politiassault by Alexjonez September 18, 2018

political football 

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.
Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.

Politician 

Look at mike, he’s such a politician

Political shatire 

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.
Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.
Political shatire by Zonal K August 24, 2019