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Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
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Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
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Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020
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Dusty wine glass

An old lady's dry cobweb vagina
She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass
by Sassypants27 May 11, 2015
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Glass in baby food

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.
by Dark raider boss September 3, 2023
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Glass Door Closet

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet
by Alagai March 22, 2017
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Wisconsin Shot Glass

a Wisconsin shot glass is when you insert cheese into the anus with your choice of alcohol and drink it.
My wife and I did 4 Wisconsin shot glasses in a row.
by jack_fb ttv February 17, 2023
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