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Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020
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Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.
Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme
by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019
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National No glasses day

On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!
Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!
by I like Bunnies April 19, 2021
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Wisconsin Shot Glass

a Wisconsin shot glass is when you insert cheese into the anus with your choice of alcohol and drink it.
My wife and I did 4 Wisconsin shot glasses in a row.
by jack_fb ttv February 17, 2023
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fag-nifying glass

A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"
"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."
by Kermit364131 August 10, 2021
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JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

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by Your bob August 30, 2022
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Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
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