no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.

Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!

by BEV April 20, 2017

Floor

In reference to a meme seen on twitter. The picture depicts anime groups and where their tables are at lunch. One individual mentions My Hero Academia would be and or should be sitting on the floor. To this there were numerous responses of "floor".

If someone mentions My Hero academia, one might say "Floor" to that person.

by MyBoyo September 3, 2019

floor pancake

A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.

The secret ingredient in Hunter's floor pancakes was dirt.

by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019

Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.

As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!

by Demerald420 March 11, 2010

Mopped the floor

´´mopped the floor´´ is a word used mainly in the ballroom scene and the queer community. It means that someone did something so insane/great during (mainly) a performance.

´´YESS BITCH YOU MOPPED THE FLOOR´´

by Stormy LaBeija April 20, 2023