double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.

- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"

by vallada November 25, 2009

Go kart race

Fag convention

Hey homo, do you want to go to the go kart race and get fucked in the ass?

Yeah bro, I’ll bring the Costco sized lube.

by Firefog February 4, 2019

black halo racing

Engaging in an anal hook up so random and quick, the bottom guy doesn't have time to wash his ass, but the top doesn't care.

When a guy can't wait to engage in anal, he will hit it dirty.

Chuck went black halo racing, now he is trying to scrub that black halo off his johnson.

Chuck has been trolling rest stops looking to do some black halo racing.

Chuck rides without a helmet when he is black halo racing, now he needs to exfoliate his dick.

by abrupt1 February 14, 2014

puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

Drag Race Fishing

A tactic to show off the power of a sleeper car againts a fast car (Viper, corvette, mustang, etc.).
Rules
1. Complement the fast car.
2. Downplay the power of your car.
3. Bet them that they can outrun the sleeper car.
4. Race.
Used mainly on the show street outlaws by a duo named Farmtruck and AZN

Nuff said, Drag Race Fishing is basically pretty self explanation

by XxDemonKingxX February 25, 2019

Alexander Race Brandenburg

Nigga foot is having big feet

His feet are huge he must have Alexander Race Brandenburg

by Ahhh nigga foot June 18, 2019

PC Mustard Race

A group of people that go on video game console subrettits or formus to talk down to the "console peasants', as this group believes that games should only be on PC only and are considered outcasts by the PC Master Race.

Console gamer: Oh look at thos graphics, they are so--
PC Gamer: Why are you complenting those horrible graphics? They look like shit.
Console Gamer: Oh joy... another PC Mustard Race person... I heard Batman Arkham Knight didn't do so well on PC. SUCK ON THAT!

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022