joe spires

A Joe Spires is incredibly strong and has a lot going on in his life. he likes rugby, and generally all sports that involve physical contact. He is very gentle and kind you just need to get to know them first. He is good in bed and has never hit a girl in his life. He makes a perfect husband/boyfriend and is very good a cooking.
You see him over there he is so strong he must be called Joe Spires.
by Harriet trusk December 26, 2021
Get the joe spires mug.

Joe-tistic

A special type of Autism for people named Joey
Man he is fucked up in the head! He has to be Joe-tistic
by HahaJoey May 11, 2023
Get the Joe-tistic mug.

Joe Serafini

literal perfection. that’s it that’s the definition
“do you know joe serafini? he plays seb on high school musical the musical the series!”
by scxrletwanda February 27, 2020
Get the Joe Serafini mug.

Joe Spawnn

Joe Spawnn, not to get confused with "Sleep Joe" is the coolest Teacher, Business Owner, and Fatherly Figures in the world, despite insulting his students every week in class, Joe Spawnn should be the type of person everyone inspires to be!
Person 1: DUDE WE HAVE JOE SPAWNN FOR OUR TEACHER THIS YEAR!

Person 2: NO WAY! I HEAR HE ONCE MEET THE QWEEN OF ENGLAND!!

Person 1: Yeah, that sure sounds like him!
by big _brain_me January 25, 2022
Get the Joe Spawnn mug.

Danny-joe

Quite simply he's lovely, kind and polite. And never smiles to make you laugh and smile.

P.S. Can sometimes but rarely get angry.

Oh and he's an atheist.
Danny-joe: ha ha ha nobody knows what my job is. I don't even know!
by glowien February 01, 2014
Get the Danny-joe mug.

Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 30, 2022
Get the Thirsty Joe mug.