Teching

The act of being in charge of a patient, i.e. 'being the technician responsible.'

Hey who's gonna be teching this toe pain?

by pleengusgawd June 16, 2024

veneer tech

A scam artist that pretends to be "certified" to apply veneers to people's teeth. They are illegal and aren't licensed in anything and often do irreversible damage to people's dental health. They also like to scam people by selling them fraudulent "certifications" and intentionally mislead their victims into thinking they can also apply veneers to people's teeth after only 2 days training.

Did you hear what happened to Trish? She got scammed by one of those fake veneer techs and now she has to get part her jaw removed due to a massive infection

by coolman222 May 20, 2024

tech tyke

A middle aged man child who uses expensive gadgets to cause chaos or damage to the area around him, often without an understanding of the underlying technology. See Script Kiddie.

Ugh... The tech tykes messed up the gas sign. Someone aught to poison their supply chain.
--or--
The tech tykes are trying to use responsible disclosure to validate their irresponsible disclosure of vulnerabilities.

by Saint90s May 18, 2023

We Tech Those

''We are professionals of that especific technological machinery we use.''

Jeff: Bro, What this box ?
Dave: We Tech Those man !

by E-102 Gamma September 14, 2019

Vert tech

technology that creates significant vertical growth on a beanie

Chad: nice vert Kyle.
Kyle: thanks Columbia has some good vert tech

by mobfiji February 10, 2021

Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020

Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020