Grease God

Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game

Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."

by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024

Grease Intolerance

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile

But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now

Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics

by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010

Grease Dry

when a woman lays out in the sun after being cum on and the cum acts like tanning oil, heating up and burning the skin. She then has minor burn lines(not tan lines) of the outline where she was came on.

My girlfriend was grease dried after we had sex yesterday morning.

I made her do a grease dry for me to suit my fetish.

fetishtanningoilcum

by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

face grease

the act of face yerping

on dawgs I face greased ur yin

by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023

real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.

"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".

by June of New Haven April 18, 2014