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air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.
Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!
by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009
mugGet the air fellatiomug.

library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
mugGet the library airmug.

air muffin

steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.
"aw man did you see tom air muffin the shit out of cindy?"
"cindy that poor mofo, she got ass-air allll over her face."
by j.corn November 26, 2006
mugGet the air muffinmug.

brown air

Rectal emissions so profound, not only can you taste them, but you swear you can see them.
My friend ate so many tacos, he was firing off blasts of brown air all night.
by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022
mugGet the brown airmug.

Air deezy

The cross over of a pro hopper (basketballer) and intense turbo skunker.
That guy just smoked the fattest deez spliff and still shoots hoops he must be an air deezy.
by Air deezy July 1, 2022
mugGet the Air deezymug.

Air Gang

The superior life form between floor and ceiling gang. isn't accepted by floor gang.
p1: dude that guy is levitating, he is totally air gang!
p2: wow
by 4ndr3e April 26, 2020
mugGet the Air Gangmug.

air devil

a devilish fart that can clear a room out.
Sam just done a air devil
by Horsecum January 21, 2009
mugGet the air devilmug.

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