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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
by Jonsmum February 11, 2014
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Mum

1) To keep silent.

2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.

3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.

Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.
1) Dad: Mum's the word.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*

2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."

3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.
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ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks
person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum
by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013
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scotts mum

A very busty lady that loves it up the shitter
she took it like she was scotts mum!
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mum

Mums are an arrangement of ribbons and flowers along with many other decorations. Worn my teens and junior high kids. They are primarily worn in the south. Texas. It is worn by girls on homecoming. Traditionally they are given to the girl by her homecoming date, their dates mom most likely would have made it. The girls would give the boys smaller ribbons to wear either on their shoulder or on their chest. Some girls wither make them their self or buy one from friend or local flower shop. Their price can very depending on the size of the mum and the amount of features.
Wow look at her mum, I know it's so amazing.
by amazeballs_awesomesaucse June 26, 2015
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Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
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ur mum

ur mum is heckin gay
by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018
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