A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
by Cody5050 May 3, 2023
Get the Crystal She Mousemug. a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
Get the mouses tailmug. A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
Get the Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubesmug. n. lube
by Mousetearz December 4, 2018
Get the Mouse tearsmug. The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.
Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl
Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl
by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025
Get the Mouse slippagemug. Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
Get the Mouse in my vanmug. Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse
“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”
“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”
“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”
by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024
Get the Mickey Mousingmug.