monkey cult

the biggest group of monkey

monkey cult is monkey

by bruhskiithe1st April 17, 2021

roof monkey

People that get enjoyment from running around on roof's of houses, or other large dangerous objects.

Katie and I were playing on my roof last week when my grandpa drove by and told my mom that we were a couple of roof monkeys.

by Sloans_beautiful_girl December 15, 2007

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

Indonesian Monkey Coins

A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.

Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!

by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009

brothel monkey

A person who regularly frequents brothels and is well known by the people who work there, so much so he/she has a "usual".

Whore 1: You see that guy, he's such a brothel monkey
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college

by Mashypoo August 28, 2009

hype monkey

A person who quickly buys into and acts on media or marketing hype.

HM1: Did you hear about the new $600 4G phone? It totally puts my $550 3G phone to shame.
HM2: I heard it gets 5% faster download rates and has copy-paste now!
HM1: Let's throw out our old phones and buy these new ones!

Casual Observer: What a couple of hype monkeys.

by the_sloner November 12, 2010

Shuffle Monkey

The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games

Take these and do your job shuffle monkey

by R.A.Y November 7, 2011