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Martin

I love Martin
by Bonaz November 22, 2021
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martin

massive dick martin. A nice caring guy
He’s got a bog dick
yh he’s a Martin
by wjje November 25, 2021
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Paddy Martin

Paddy Martin is a man with class

He often gets called sparkles by his significant other as they find it amusing and love to giggle together over the hilarious nickname

Although simpy boy paddy seems like a monster he is Usually tall with a squishy face and very lovable

Paddy is also a fried heure and does not have many friends
Omg what a sparkly lanky simpy bastard paddy Martin
by Sparkle paddy February 28, 2022
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Martin

Martin. Someone who finds it hard to commit. He’s super good with kids, a real family guy. He is
super athletic and fast. He will make you feel super special, but then you find out that he gets with a new girl every other week. you’ll get emotionally attached and in love and He will lead you on hardcore. He hesitates to share his feelings, and leaves you wondering what he is hiding. You’ll be off and on in your relationship and then finally he will just cut you out of his life. Martin is very hard to get over, and will likely take months.
martin is a sweet guy

that’s why he can pull all the girls

he just breaks hearts every he goes
by whenyouvegotnothingbettertodo December 29, 2021
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martin gimmebag

Martin is obsessed with gluten and anime porn. Either or does the trick for him. He invests his money into The Bread company where they make bread and glutencoin. He can be described as :
- Long
- full of gluten
- vaguely asian
- An advocate for anti salmon farming legislation
Martin : i lovveeeeee gluten
Me : Martin gimmebag but it away
Martin : (keeps going with jork)
by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025
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