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Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023
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Martin

A spanish ecuadorian green eyed dick who smells like a grandpa and can't speak english. he's a ben ten because all his hoes are ten. he will date you for a couple hours and then tell you about his ex tifanny. he is sped af but he can make you laugh
Random Kid 1: "He is so gay what tf"
Emily: "Oh yeah thats just Martin my soulmate"
by arab69420 January 6, 2020
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Martin

People named Martin are born as badass hackers. They are known above all for carrying their team.
Martin is a badass hacker.
by ThePrankstar October 25, 2022
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Martin Cumshak

Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.
He's dating this 7 yr old and is russian/korean. He's a Martin Cumshak
by Inthejungle42069 December 9, 2021
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Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself
Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.
by minutemade002 December 11, 2023
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Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
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Martin Wiebe

That's a friend that anyone has, that is very clever and autistic.
by ShawtyLikeAmelody June 14, 2020
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