it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.

Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.

by bbaovanc January 29, 2021

washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009

Machine Gun Shots

A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.

PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."

by fzakaria September 27, 2011

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016