rolling machine

a car, truck, motorcycle, or bicycle

we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 25, 2016

it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.

Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.

by bbaovanc January 30, 2021

Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.

Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.

by UrbanTMD January 05, 2016

Machine Gun Shots

A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.

PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."

by fzakaria September 27, 2011

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

by lucyinthesky185 November 13, 2009