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LOL John Locke Face

A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke
tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face
by Thezachylanproject May 9, 2010
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seabass leg lock

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.
by Seabass October 8, 2017
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Lockjaw

A slang term for the people and accent from New England and Northern America. Coined from the fact that many people from these states mumble and, compared to a Southern Drawl, keep their mouths relatively closed when they speak.
I knew he was from the North when I heard him talk with that lockjaw.
by TallBuns July 5, 2011
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jock lock wedgie

Is when a jock comes up behind one of his friends or foes on the same team as them and does the following:

The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.

Here are some tips to concider

do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.

remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.
So iam in the locker room and almost done changing and then my worst enyme comes in and shufs me and wedgies me. Then the next day i hid in the locker room wait for him to be all a by hinself. In just 2 mins he all by himself i sneek up be hind him give a massive jock wedgie then i put him in a head and rubing his face in my sweaty arm pit. i rubed his head in my arm pit for 5 mins and then cont his jock wedgie from befor that lasted 10 mins befor he screamed bloody murder. After that day he never botherd me again. cause of that major jock lock wedgie i gave him.
by craig 159 February 16, 2008
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lock club

A non-secret secret organization created to exclude others.

Activities include telling other people they cannot be in Lock Club, explaining why they cannot be in Lock Club, and voting on various Lock Club issues.

Voting when issues arise is mandatory for all Lock Club members. A unanimous vote is required to actually change anything, unless Alby really wants to, and Joe kinda backs him up a bit. Facists.

Offshoots of Lock Club include:
- Glock Club, a CS clan shut down due to lack of interest.
- Rock Club, consists of Dan, and his heart really isn't in it.
- The Meeyokeys, consists of anyone who can actually make that sound.
- There are rumors of a "People who have taken a piss on Nonnie" offshoot, but these are unverified.

Remember, you cannot join Lock Club. No matter how much you beg. Because that's the point. Get it? No, you can't join. Yes, we know it's YOU, but that would undermine the entire point of it. Fine, we'll take a fucking vote...
Dude, why can't I join Lock Club?
by Moses February 5, 2005
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Lock arff

Lock arff is when some mad ting is cock-blocked, like when a road is “shutdown” ( mad song), basically, it is when someone or some ting is out of bounds to you or some peng tings.
Ramzy-“Damn booi she be phat as fock, dose curves make me suffocate blud.”

Shane-“Naaah mun, dat chick be LOCK ARFF, yeh she be a virgin, but she got a bf, damn he Dench doe. Asked dat chick out bruv. REJECTION OOOOOOOOOOFFF.”
by Specialpeter June 15, 2018
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CAPS LOCK GAME

A GAME WHERE YOU KEEP SPEAKING LOUDLY AND TYPING CAPS LOCK STYLE AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN DO IT FOR ON MSN AND FACEBOOK YOU LOOK A BIT RETARDED AND YOU SOUND LIKE YOURSHOUTING AT SOMEONE WHEN REALLY YOUR BEING SYMPATHETIC ITS FUN
LEAH YOU RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XXXX JELLY TOTS
HELLLO
HI
LETS DO CAPS LOCK GAME
WE ALREADY ARE
OH YEAH BET U I CAN DO TYHIS LONGEWR THAN YOU
by EDDIE HURLEY January 3, 2010
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