Rachael and Jordan

they are the best couple ever. Everyone is jealous of the relationship a rachael and Jordan have. They will always be there for each other and love each other till the end.

Girl- I wish I had a relationship like rachael and jordan

by Hhuhgvggb April 21, 2013

Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.

Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!

by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009

Gym Jordan

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes

He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.

by Don Facundo September 7, 2021

jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.

He is such a Jordan lynch

by Peace to the world February 28, 2014

Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.

Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan

by The prince63 November 2, 2009

Team Jordan’s

bootleg ass Jordan’s that are NOT retros I repeat NOT retros that are usually worn by niggas named Manasseh,Alex,Randy,Steve,John,Tyler,Joe

Retro Jordan’s are real

team Jordan’s are fake

by Real_Definitions July 18, 2019

Caitlin Jordan

Beautiful from the inside out. Hilarious. Most often brown-eyed and the owner of extremely long hair. Often times too trusting. Has had her heart broken too many times, and just wants someone to love her for who she is.

Brad: Who's that gorgeous girl over there?
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.

by Caitlin Jordan, Duh. July 31, 2011