Spandex Jockey

A person who is covered head to tow in spandex, riding expensive bicycles, thinking that they own the road, and the road is their own Tour d France.

4-5 spandex jockeys were riding side by side not allowing cars to pass

by Mia San Rob December 26, 2025

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Cum Jockey

An individual that REALLY enjoys riding people during intercourse. Essentially, they milk their lover like a horse.

Person 1: My buddy Cole is a HUGE Cum Jockey
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week

by Horse Tranquilizer Guy April 5, 2024

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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by anonymous April 14, 2023

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Chicken Jockey

Absolute cinema!

Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.

-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!

Jason Momoa: ahhh!
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️

by UK DEFINER April 8, 2025

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The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.

Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021

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