She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.
She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.
She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.
by flyingsioux August 6, 2008
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Get the Befuddling the Jello mug.A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
Get the like trying to nail jello to a cat mug.Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019
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Fucking hell mate I was so spanked from them jack and Jill’s me jaw was swinging
Fucking hell mate I was so spanked from them jack and Jill’s me jaw was swinging
by AnusSplitter November 7, 2019
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So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
by Gustetas November 8, 2019
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And that was the Jack And Jill Story
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
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