jade

Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."

Someone: Omg jade is beautiful!!
someone #2: ikr I wish I was like jade

by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022

Jade

Jade is the inventor of grapes and wonderful gorgrus

Jade is the best person that exists

by Kunis October 10, 2021

sex with jade

Best sex ever

Sex with jade is good

by Klintskull_kila1 pussyy June 6, 2021

Jaded

High on illegal substances

My friend Arjun said he was Jaded(Arjun doesn't know what it means according to the above definition)

by gfsahjkdl August 11, 2023

Jade

Jade is not always a girl but is a very cool dude that everyone loves

You seen the homie jade

by anonymous November 22, 2021

jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.

Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.

by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018

Jade the weed queen

Jade is an interesting girl. A total weirdo, but good vibes always. She is a fiend. She always has a crusher or paper on her waiting for the next blunt. She loves her friends to death. She is easy to like and very hard to forget. For that long lasting impression get yourself a jade weed queen

Jade the weed queen is always really.

I want to be like Jade the weed queen.

by Kuukie November 21, 2023