j lo

a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything
by lo low superlow August 02, 2003
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Union J

A 4-piece boyband from the UK who finished in fourth place on their season of the X Factor. Their fans are called jcats and sometimes newer ones are referred to as 'bananas'. Comprised of Josh Cuthbert, George Shelley, Jamie 'JJ' Hamblett, and Jaymi Hensley.
Fan 1: Did you hear Union J's cover of Call Me Maybe?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was even better than the original!
by unionwhat December 30, 2012
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J Bones

J Bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, Michael "Air" Jordan. J Bones / Jordan shoes are made by the Jordan Company, which is a part of Nike.
"I'm bout to get dem retro j bones!"
by The Legacy Boyz August 24, 2007
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j. lo

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck
ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him
by kayla April 27, 2004
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J-Mo

"J-Mo wrote that song when he was sober."

"... Okay, so maybe he didn't write it."
by kozakk July 15, 2005
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sammy J

nickname for the one n only...Samuel L Jackson, baby.
"snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"

"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.

did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"

"no, i didn't"

"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"

"pretty sweet"

"yeah...that sammmy j"
by psychotic_eagle September 01, 2006
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J-wang

verb:
Sneaking up on a girl in the shower and peeing on her.
Mac: dude, last night i totally busted in the shower and j-wanged my girlfriend, it was funny as shit.

Charlie: you have problems.
by the wheelman cometh April 02, 2011
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