Size 13 men’s nikes

a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes

I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT

by how.rude October 22, 2019

Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

by Helped out August 12, 2020

Dead men are marching again

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay

Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN

by Goptimus_Prime October 20, 2020

Hot men in my area

Hot men in my area are normally found in mirrors.

Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)

by Twinklepaff April 16, 2021

i Cannibalize little men

this is not a joke i cannibalize little men preferably midgets because kids are gross honestly taste bad

pleas help me i have an addiction pleas i cannibalize little men

by ballocks April 20, 2022

All men are created equal

a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The quote's meaning is that all people would have the same right with other people

of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

by Sebby294 April 18, 2021

Crying over 5 men

Defined as Showing the emotion of sadness with a hint of clowning specifically on Twitter over the members of One direction Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn especially after the hiatus since they are sincerely missed.

Oh One of the boys tweeted ? I bet elle, em and shaim doing the Crying over 5 men right now .

by lizyn January 11, 2021