plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.

"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock

by 'sup P December 13, 2004

2AM friend

Somebody you can message or talk to late at night (after midnight but before dawn) because you're both always up at that time, the hours during which most people are usually asleep.

I messaged Steve late at night once because I was sleep deprived and he responded immediately. Now we talk every night. I guess we're 2AM friends now.

by Dreamare July 20, 2015

deep friends

Friends who go DEEP, in more ways that one ;) Bestie with benefits, but to everyone else's knowledge we're "only friends"

"Yea, Me and ______ are deep friends "

Spectator #1 "So they are just "friends", huh?"
Spectator #2 "My thoughts exactly, they totally go DEEP"
Spectator #1 "Mhhmm, best friends. DEEP FRIENDS I would say!"

by waiizofsamuri July 23, 2015

friend zowned

Word used to make fun of friends when they've been thrown in the friend zone of a girl who they've been after.

- "Shit, dude she never replied to the comment I left on her facebook....what the hell"

- "HA HA fucking friend zowned!"

by Nandeezy July 05, 2009

poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 11, 2007

Nigel No Friends

A person that is without friends.

See Australianism or Aussieism

That guy is such a Nigel No Friends.

by Woohzal March 11, 2008

boy friend

The male who points to you and says "that's my girlfriend." The one who called you up just to say hi and hear your voice. The male who can't think of anything but you and tells all his friends about you.

Guy: See that beautiful lady over there?
Friend: Yeah, she's hot
Guy: She's my girlfriend

Girl: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah
Girl: He's my boy friend

by stubbornNik December 14, 2005