Dutch Motorboat

When a guy farts during sexual intercourse and it vibrates the penis inside the vagina causing a vibrating effect.
Well that "dutch motorboat " was gross , but strangely it felt good...still gross.
by mj1987 January 25, 2016
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dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.
Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??
by Chalky84 July 28, 2017
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Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.
"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.
by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013
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Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.
Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer
by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018
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Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 08, 2013
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dutch runway

A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.
I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.
by Rudemark March 14, 2020
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Dutch princess

I gave Iggy Azalea a Dutch Princess while watching Kingsmen the movie
by Mathias March 22, 2015
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