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Horse shoe

Ninja-type action, two rivals facing each other sprinting attack in which one fighter leaps into the air forming his entire being into a human shaped horse shoe. Aiming the center of the horse shoe at the opponents neck with a smooth roll out to finish the move. (paralysis is a possibility)
OH MY GOD! I got a horse shoe straight to the neck
by thumpcityslammer May 6, 2011
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Horse Velcher

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.
Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.
by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003
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horse custard

in typical terms its used to describe a man's fluid juice
1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"
by Bad Habit April 23, 2006
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horse of a man

Someone that's really annoying and a jerk and karate kicks ur soda and it falls on ur pants
Bro u just spilled my sprite u horse of a man
by Skinny pops July 28, 2017
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German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
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horse face

A person, usually a girl, who looks like a horse. Her face is long, narrow, has a big chin, big teeth, big gums, and a big gummy smile.
"My wife looks like a horse with her big gummy buck teeth and big horse gums. My wife definitely has a horse face."
by r2c3c May 4, 2012
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Marley Horse

A sex move involving eating out a girl while at the same time fingering her asshole with a dreadlock, giving the resemblance of a horses tail.
Yo, I got that bitch so wet last night she was fuckin beggin me to give her a Marley Horse.

That's the last time I'm givin that bitch a Marley Horse. I got dingleberries in my fuckin dreads.
by magzzzzzzzz April 6, 2009
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