Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

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homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.

"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"

by drfunk441 March 09, 2021

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No Homework Day

On the second of September. On this day you must force your dog to eat your homework papers.

'Hey Mr, sorry I didn't get the homework. it was No Homework Day and I had to feed my dog.

by HarpsBored September 01, 2022

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i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 03, 2023

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My homework

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.

Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

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