When a girl gives a large man a blowy and/or a handy, depending on the girls mood, in the parking lot of a church. She may even sit on his face.
by Swedishmeatball69 January 5, 2017
Get the fix his radio mug.Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?
Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew
Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'
Kyle:
Yes
*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*
Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?
Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew
Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'
Kyle:
Yes
*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*
Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
by Savagemylads July 25, 2019
Get the Kyle and his jew mug.The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!
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Get the Fill his drawers mug.Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"
by Subway Squad March 14, 2016
Get the Composing his Alphabet mug.1. beating the top of one's head
2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating
*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating
*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):
And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."
2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."
2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009
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